the latest luck:

I received an e-mail from a guy last night who claimed that he’s trying to relive his youth by re-reading all the books he read in high school. Personally, I think he hardly needs to do that when he’s got this nugget:

First thing is first. I wanted to disclose this immediately so it does not look like I am hiding something. My profile is correct I do with parents/extended family. I live with my mom. I could afford to move out anytime I wish and I am free to go anytime I wish. I choose not to at this point.

I am immediately confused by this disclosure because nowhere in his profile does it indicate that he lives at home with his mom. For all the dating sites I’ve tried, not one has a section indicating whether or not one still lives in the house from which they went to high school. Possibly because it is assumed that they don’t.

But this guy does. And in my estimation, here’s why:

My cooking has improved since I almost burned down my brother’s apartment 7 years ago.

So, if I understand correctly, if I date this guy and go home with him, his mom can make us breakfast the next day. Or, I can bring him home with me and he can make us breakfast-slash-burn down my apartment.

Match Fail.

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  1. tina on Sunday 24, 2010

    LOL!how can anyone pass up this gem of a guy?

  2. .:Lady Lise:. on Sunday 24, 2010

    lol OMG! may be he is nor really looking to "match"
    wow
    PS. thanks for the get-well wishes! :-}

  3. Simone Grant on Sunday 24, 2010

    Hysterical. On paper (at least demographically) we are so similar) and yet we get approached by such different breeds of losers. This one sounds "special".

  4. AC on Sunday 24, 2010

    Oh dear. At least he has the confidence to approach good looking women…

    Still, oh dear.

  5. LuckyGirl on Sunday 24, 2010

    Tina – Much as he may be a winner, who wants to compete with mom :-p

    Lise – hope you're all better! I've been sick as a dog for the last 4 days :-(

    Simone – special might be the understatement of the year, but yeah, he set a new bar :-)

    AC – that is an interesting (and highly complimentary) point. I thank you for it :-D

    xxoo
    LG

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