Apparently there is a theme to dating on Plenty of Fish.
I told you the other day about the McDonald’s Maestro. I’d set him up easily enough for that zinger, and while it did make me laugh, it did not elicit a response.
Obviously a new approach was required. “Perhaps this mysterious lady doesn’t care for McDonald’s?” I imagine he thought.
Don’t you fret! Our convenience food casanova had other material up his sleeve:
Como estas chiquita? Me gusto mucho. Te quiero Taco Bell?
Given my track record, I’d have to assume that if I were to take him up on his enticing offer of fast food guaranteed to give me IBS that he would expect me to pay my half.
For that reason, and many others unrelated, I’ve decided to hold out for Wendy’s, since it’s “better than fast food”.
Well, at least he knew the correct Spanish conjugation!