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I’d taken my profiles off all the dating sites. But before that, I had emailed herbivore1969. He’d only had one photograph. It was only of his face. And it was blurry. But he looked like he might have nice eyes and a good smile. I couldn’t be sure. He was tall, so there was that.
But [...]
NewKidInTown winked at me. I loathe winks. You know this. When will they ever learn? I’d spent two weeks ignoring 87 winks and a handful of e-mails from losers, illiterates and cut’n’paste jobs. And I really just wanted a date.
NewKidInTown was cute. And he was 6’3″. Those don’t come along too often.
So I wrote him.
Subject: [...]
Remember this guy?
Well, sadly he hasn’t forgotten me. And he decided to take a second stab from a different website.
Subject: U obviously have a heart of gold
Being there for Your grandfather I believe family is our foundation despite some in my family not realizing that Anyway I turned 46 in march Give US [...]
The tale of Chef Fred had opened my eyes to the phenomenon of the form letter. Sure, I’ve received plenty of form letters in my life, I’d just been too ignorant and naive to recognize that form letters could come from both Ed McMahon and NYC4Sam.
Nothing says “I think you’re interesting and would like to [...]
Opposites Connect does have one thing going for it. I’m pretty sure the people who are writing me are definitely my opposite. Of course, it also has one strike. And that is I have yet to hear from an opposite with whom I would ever consider a connection.
Today’s gem? A Poet. Of course.
How you doing [...]
Dickstracted (dik-strakt-ed). adj. 1. Having the attention diverted by good dick. “She was too dickstracted to focus on her work.“
-Jack From Brooklyn
Yep. I was that girl.
But if I was going to get over Disappearing Didier, I was going to need a new dickstraction.
I had actually decided before I met Didier that I was going [...]
I didn’t expect to hear back from Didier before our date that night. He always wrote and responded, but he was clearly not a man who spends all day thumbing his blackberry. He seemed more the type to dedicate a period of time each day for reading and responding to e-mails. So I was surprised [...]
It had been a wonderful time in Boston with Luke, Diane and baby Mango. I feel lucky to have friends like these. Apart from my love of them and the fun that we have together, I see how much fun they have in their marriage. Their love and respect, joy and support in one another [...]
Didier’s Match-mail revealed his actual e-mail address. I thought to reply from my own e-mail, but then thought against it. I didn’t want to be intrusive, and thought he may not know. I responded through Match.
Hi Didier,
Do you know that your private e-mail address is displayed when you send a message here? (you can [...]
Unconquerable227 is looking for a woman.
He doesn’t care about the color of her hair. Or if she has any. Same goes with eyes. His ideal woman is between 5′0″ and 5′8″ in stature. Her body is Athletic & Toned or it is Slender.
Unconquerable is open to any race with the exception of Asian (Apologies to [...]





