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I’d taken my profiles off all the dating sites. But before that, I had emailed herbivore1969. He’d only had one photograph. It was only of his face. And it was blurry. But he looked like he might have nice eyes and a good smile. I couldn’t be sure. He was tall, so there was that.
But [...]
I’ve never been a big believer in making the first contact with men online.
A friend once told me a story. She’d said that a man could spend days in the cold outdoors tracking a wild boar. When at long last he returned with his kill, he would feel a sense of accomplishment and extreme pride. [...]
So read yet another mystifying e-mail from the ever-amusing accounting department in India.
But lemme tell you something, it got me thinking. Mostly about my needs. Which have nothing to do with accounting or India (though more money and some travels would also be nice).
OK Cupid has been a wasteland lately. Even Plenty of Fish appears [...]
The phone rang in my office at 3:12PM on Monday. It was the receptionist. I had a package in the lobby that required my signature.
“What package”, I asked, “I’m not expecting any package.”
“Flowers, I think,” the receptionist responded.
Hmmn. Who would send me flowers? I did just return from a month of tremendously challenging work in [...]
Our first communication was Sunday. He’d been quick to ask for a meeting, which I liked because, as you know, I don’t care for extended communication before a meeting. He wasn’t my type, Wednesday’s child. Not that I had a type. But anyway…
There were no expectations. But hope. There was hope. I’d really enjoyed our [...]
So I was sure that I had dived to the depths of negativity as it pertained to my dating life. So many disappointments. I was finding it hard to sustain positive energy, let alone energy at all as it pertained to dating.
Adonis Snuffleupagopoulos had shown his hand and it was full of Jokers. I’d liked [...]
Adonis Snuffleupagopoulos winked at me the other day. We all know how I feel about winks. Also, Adonis Snuffleupagopoulos is only 28. We also know how I feel about younger men.
But the writing in his profile was sweet and seemingly sincere. He was looking for a partner. One who compliments him, helps him to be [...]
At long last, after all my snarky posts about Plenty of Fish, I have caught a few that actually seem interesting.
Exhibit A: Reinaldo. He wrote me ages ago. He’d said that he was intrigued.
Hi! Saw your profile and was truly enticed, as you sound interesting and hopefully down to earth. Love the way you wrote [...]
If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea…
- Antoine de Saint Exupery
You may have read Louis’ scintillating and salacious e-mail to me yesterday, along with my response, which in a nutshell [...]





