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Adonis Snuffleupagopoulos winked at me the other day. We all know how I feel about winks. Also, Adonis Snuffleupagopoulos is only 28. We also know how I feel about younger men.
But the writing in his profile was sweet and seemingly sincere. He was looking for a partner. One who compliments him, helps him to be [...]
I have received e-mails from SEVEN, yes seven, boys under 25 today. And it’s only 11am.
They’re all more or less the same:
you’re hottttt
Um. Okay.
let me know if you’re in the market for a boy toy
I’d be really happy to give it a shot.
He’s cute, this one. He’s also twenty-two.
So, is today a [...]
I must apologize for my failure to post over the past week. I have been on the road in the UK for work. The days have been long. It’s been a work hard, play hard gig. And I’m the only girl traveling on a bus with 26 dudes. So, it hasn’t much mattered that I [...]
No detailed instructions necessary. Just do what this guy did.
well ur like double my age but id still engage in “relations” because you look great at 39
First of all, I’m not 39, and secondly I’m not interested. And yes, I sent him exactly that e-mail.
Apparently, I am very funny and attractive when people hole themselves up at home in preparation for a blizzard. I have received more e-mails from potential suitors in the last three hours than I have in the last three months. Here are some from my biggest fans:
I just had to tell you that your line [...]
These silk words came from a flaxen-haired, wide-eyed, rosy cheeked, smiling boy. From a new voice. One that feels as I imagine a weightless boat sailing a sea of feathers would feel. A soft, innocent, curious and excitable voice that is freshly exploring and discovering language and the world. These words came from a boy [...]
Incoming Mail! Who is it from?
The photographs belonging to my new suitor are dreamy. Seriously dreamy. He looks like Jason Bateman, if Jason Bateman weren’t just likable and funny, but seriously hot. He has soccer-boy hair, the kind you find at a prep-school but without the mullet. Well-groomed, thick, but a little shaggy. Good for [...]
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