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I stood outside smoking a cigarette when he pulled up on his motorcycle. A tall, shaven-headed stranger parked, dismounted, lit up and took a seat on the curb beside me. We talked for a bit, went inside for a drink and decided to leave. Together.
He handed me a helmet and I got on the back [...]
would this be a bad time to tell u i’m at sundance film festival in Utah and I met your man,im sorry
I received this at 12:09am. But I didn’t see it until this morning. There it was. From Herb. I was surprised I still had his number in my phone. I guess I’d never bothered [...]
Ken and Ginger have a way with words. Those words usually make me laugh out loud. And, also, think.
Bad For You
by Ken, of Lustmongers
It is, apparently, some cruel law of the universe that the most psychotic women who wander into my life must also be the most god-almighty fantastic in bed.
The [...]
It’s been a strange coupla days on OK Cupid.
Weird fucking e-mails from weird fucking dudes.
It’s like somebody took a Plenty Of Fish e-mail, ran it through an Ivy League Machine and spit it out. Like when you go online, type in your name and get your mobster name, except it’s that introductory [...]
Oh yay!!! More Fish mail! I look forward to these moments. No longer because I expect they will result in a date. Mostly because of the poetic gems that they typically are. You’ve read all about it before…
So I rushed on over to Plenty of Fish to see what treasure awaited me.
Love your profile. Really [...]
Apparently, yesterday someone must have posted a personal ad for me.
I imagine it said:
SWF, 39, ISO The Hitch to Her Trailer
Likes include: stealing silverware at wedding receptions, mullets, faking back injuries, a good bail bondsman, Old Milwaukee beer, shootin’ empty cans of Old Milwaukee beer, Jerry Springer, pick-up trucks, prison-slash-homemade tattoos, tube tops, tube [...]
Despite the vast brainpower and talent that clearly comprises my readership, all I heard were crickets in response to my plea for your help composing a poetic response to Mr. C. Perhaps the pressure was too great? After all, it is hard to beat the perfection of his poor poetry. But I was determined to [...]
Lately I’ve received a slew of one word e-mails from men on Plenty of Fish. So many, in fact, that I was beginning to wonder if perhaps they’d started to charge by the word and these were just the cheapskates of the Free Internet Dating Association. But no, that site continues to be free. It [...]
I was walking home from work last night. It was a beautiful night. The air was crisp, but not too cold. I had my iPhone on full volume and was walking in step with the beat of the jj n° 2 record. The laughter from “Intermezzo” came roaring into my ears the exact same moment [...]
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