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DayDreamMachine sent me a message on OK Cupid.
Subject: I…
Body:…think you’re absolutely adorable. And I’d like to
get to know you better.
Who am I?
Hmm….I was born in England, have lived in
Brooklyn, Queens, Long Island, Los Angeles and now
NYC. I work in NYC as well.
After discovering [...]
Remember this guy?
Well, sadly he hasn’t forgotten me. And he decided to take a second stab from a different website.
Subject: U obviously have a heart of gold
Being there for Your grandfather I believe family is our foundation despite some in my family not realizing that Anyway I turned 46 in march Give US [...]
Unconquerable227 is looking for a woman.
He doesn’t care about the color of her hair. Or if she has any. Same goes with eyes. His ideal woman is between 5′0″ and 5′8″ in stature. Her body is Athletic & Toned or it is Slender.
Unconquerable is open to any race with the exception of Asian (Apologies to [...]
The crickets were chirping at Plenty of Fish over the past few days. That was fine considering the volume of retarded e-mails I’d been receiving over at Opposites Connect. One can only take so much.
Of course, the minute Opposites Connect went away for a little nap, the campers over at Plenty of Fish woke up. [...]
Was there nothing going on in the world today? Because my inbox at Match.com lit up like a Jerry Lewis telethon switchboard. It was Christmas in winkville, and I hit the junk mail jackpot.
This was Today’s Winner:
Subject: Hello Sexy
How fucking original. Of course, it turns out that this was glaringly original in contrast to the [...]
I’ve written about the phenomenon of Plenty of Fish time and again. While it’s certainly served up lots of laughable material, it’s never delivered a suitable match for me. I’d think someone, somewhere, ought to do scientific research into the question of why its users are incapable of writing emails that exceed 8 words in [...]
Some time ago, I received an e-mail from “Liz”, presumably a publicist, regarding a new online dating site called Opposites Connect. Apparently this is one of the “perks” associated with writing a blog about dating. Their pitch?
[Opposites Connect] is backed by psychologists (similar to the creditability factor of eHarmony.com) but connects singles with [...]
Over the past few days, I’ve received several winks from three different guys, all of whom looked cross-eyed in their photographs. This was, of all things, not an air pump to the ego, but it was certainly good for some laughs.
Of course there was the usual fare from Plenty of Fish. Apparently there is still [...]
Blame Adonis Snuffleupagopoulos. Yeah. He resurfaced.
It was Friday night. I was at the New York Public Library. Not reading. No. It was the site of the Manhattan Cocktail Classic Kick-Off Gala. The opening night to a week-long educational and celebratory event “championing the common ideals of authenticity, equality, sustainability, service, and pleasure”. And yes, [...]
Wishes or kisses only one can come true:
Can someone please tell me what that means? It was in the subject heading of what may come to be my least favorite e-mail ever from a potential suitor. And I use the word potential generously, since this guy has none. At least not with me.
I would like [...]
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