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So read yet another mystifying e-mail from the ever-amusing accounting department in India.
But lemme tell you something, it got me thinking. Mostly about my needs. Which have nothing to do with accounting or India (though more money and some travels would also be nice).
OK Cupid has been a wasteland lately. Even Plenty of Fish appears [...]
We finished our dinner. He insisted on paying, and he wouldn’t allow me to leave the tip, despite my pleas. It was his apology, he said. I could treat him another time.
It was early. We walked along the streets of the Lower East Side up along the Bowery into the East [...]
It had been a week since Wednesday’s Child had begged my forgiveness by way of flowers. A dozen, beautiful long-stemmed red roses. Truth be told, I’m not a roses kinda girl. I prefer lilies. But it was the gesture, and also the note, that spoke to me. At the very least, it wasn’t a text.
I [...]
Dear Max (AKA Wolf Gang),
I would happily sleep with my back to yours if you sang this song to me.
Love,
Lucky Girl
And here’s the electric version. The one that didn’t happen in his bedroom and inexplicably includes an albino deer and a burning house inside of a minute. Still, the imagery is beautiful, so today, [...]
I walked from the corner with a bittersweet smile on my face. It’s always nice to form a connection with someone. Not as nice when they are unavailable. Still, it had made up for my boring date with Mr. You Decide.
The bar was just a few doors down. On the bench outside sat Ivan, [...]
Much as I tried, I could not muster up much excitement about my date with Mr. You Decide. Every core of my being had wanted to cancel. But I also wanted to believe that this was a decent man whose e-mail was unintentionally condescending. I wanted to give him a chance.
He was waiting outside Little [...]
It’s a day late, I know. But it’s so stunningly beautiful that I simply couldn’t wait a whole week. And besides, I failed to post yesterday. So to make up for it, I’m giving you a Multiple Monday.
In celebration of Dr. Martens 50th Anniversary, The Cinematic Orchestra was asked to cover their version of [...]
Over the past few days, I’ve received several winks from three different guys, all of whom looked cross-eyed in their photographs. This was, of all things, not an air pump to the ego, but it was certainly good for some laughs.
Of course there was the usual fare from Plenty of Fish. Apparently there is still [...]
I don’t often write rants. In fact, I never have. But every once in a while, let’s call it once a month, I get a little cranky. OK, little might be an understatement.
So I’m cranky. And PagodaBird wrote me.
He’d sent me a message last week.
I must admit, it was the eyes. Your beautiful eyes.
You [...]





