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I’ve written about it before. Nothing has proven more sexually frustrating than dating. For me, at least.
I’ve had my share of one-night stands and first-date trysts. I don’t regret them. But they never got me closer to what I’d really like. A healthy, loving and lasting relationship. I’d hoped that they would, but they didn’t.
I’d [...]
At long last, after all my snarky posts about Plenty of Fish, I have caught a few that actually seem interesting.
Exhibit A: Reinaldo. He wrote me ages ago. He’d said that he was intrigued.
Hi! Saw your profile and was truly enticed, as you sound interesting and hopefully down to earth. Love the way you wrote [...]
After a ridiculously long day of work, two Manhattans and stone crabs at Joe’s, we decided to blow off more steam at the Delano’s Rose Bar. We came back to the hotel and I took the fastest shower I think I’ve ever taken in my life. Ready in ten minutes. I was pleased with myself.
I [...]
Just for you, a new Sunday feature!
Today’s item is stunningly beautiful animation set to Sebastien Tellier’s “Look”, from his aptly titled 2008 album, Sexuality.
Enjoy!
Details of your look, like your touch
Killing me by shoot, just in once
Let me look at you with your cries
Since the days of school, you and I
You are my [...]
Greetings from Miami! I’ve been down here for work this week, with no time to write – which is why I haven’t posted.
It was bittersweet landing here. I hadn’t thought of him since our third “preemptory break-up” (since we never actually met in person). Mr. Kryptonite lives here, and the pit in my stomach grew [...]
It had been some time after my relationship with the Frenchman had ended. I had loved him. I’d never told him that. He hadn’t loved me back. And I’d known that telling him how I felt would have been like blowing an atom bomb into an already dysfunctional relationship. Hindsight tells [...]
Here’s the thing about Plenty of Fish. It’s a pretty poorly designed site. I would say that’s what happens when a site is free, but OK Cupid is free and their web design and functionality is quite good.
The reality is that Plenty of Fish is to online dating what Zimbabwe Government Online is to government [...]
Apparently, yesterday someone must have posted a personal ad for me.
I imagine it said:
SWF, 39, ISO The Hitch to Her Trailer
Likes include: stealing silverware at wedding receptions, mullets, faking back injuries, a good bail bondsman, Old Milwaukee beer, shootin’ empty cans of Old Milwaukee beer, Jerry Springer, pick-up trucks, prison-slash-homemade tattoos, tube tops, tube [...]
For me, the main difference between a relationship and a friendship comes down to five simple words (plus an additional three):
I wanna jump your bones (and often do).
Anything else is friend territory. Sure, I’ve had friends whose bones I wanted to jump. But they didn’t want to jump mine, we didn’t do any bone-jumping and [...]
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