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I woke this morning to a message from a meathead. His photo portrayed him modeling a white wife-beater and posing so as to display his excessively muscular arms. This photograph was snapped in front of a door that had no fewer than 4 locks on it. He wore a very serious look and a strangely [...]
Lately I’ve been getting a lot of propositions from disjointed body parts. Do I want to go out with this torso? Or that shoulder? Or your beard? No. I don’t.
I pretty much decided when I began this venture that if they had a shirtless photograph I wasn’t interested. Unless perhaps it was an action shot [...]
For me, on-line dating is like baking. I’m not very good at it. I see a picture of something, read its description and it makes my mouth water and my stomach rumble and, like Veruca Salt, I want it now. It looks easy enough. I gather the ingredients and think I’m following the recipe. But [...]
No detailed instructions necessary. Just do what this guy did.
well ur like double my age but id still engage in “relations” because you look great at 39
First of all, I’m not 39, and secondly I’m not interested. And yes, I sent him exactly that e-mail.
Apparently, I am very funny and attractive when people hole themselves up at home in preparation for a blizzard. I have received more e-mails from potential suitors in the last three hours than I have in the last three months. Here are some from my biggest fans:
I just had to tell you that your line [...]
I don’t care if Monday’s blue
Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don’t care about you
It’s Friday, I’m in love
OK, well maybe not L-O-V-E, but serious like.
I wasn’t sure what to write about today. I’ve had so many thoughts coursing through my veins (and my brain as it were). I had a long chat with a [...]
I rode home in my cab three hours after meeting Richard, recalling Jackie Summer’s story of An Imperfect Gentleman. Nice guys finish last, he argues, because “nice” isn’t necessarily a good thing. “Nice” is “something mildly agreeable”. And Richard was nice.
I’d met him on J-date, where he’d written me, I’d responded, and then received radio [...]
Does anyone else think it’s funny that all the google ads on my site are currently about syphilis and chlamydia because I jokingly mentioned them in a post?
So, if there’s anything you guys wanna see ads for, let me know, and we’ll work it in…
Dear Advertisers,
Shoes. Jewelry. Sample sales.
Thanks.
Well, I’m back in NY, and back to crazy. I reinstated my status with OK Cupid and received the immediate match recommendation of a really pretty 46-year-old cross-dressing male. Welcome Home!!! I suppose they figured since the first one that contacted me went over so well, that I should have more. I disagree.
Then, I receive [...]
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